Are You My Daddy??????

Mothers Day totally snuck up on me this year. I don't know how I forgot but I did. So I spent my Saturday afternoon shopping for a Mother's Day gift with my sister and her Godson A.J. That was crazy. This was my first time hanging with 2 yr old A.J. He is very smart for his age and speaks very well the only problem is he has this weird infatuation with calling my sister Daddy. Let me explain, my sister is a lesbian. Some might call her a "stud" meaning she looks like a male. AJ 's father isn't in the picture which only complicates things even more. So after numerous attempts at correcting this issue Saturday I eventually threw in the towel. That's right a 2 yr old beat me. I am so ashamed (head down). Anyways I eventually decided on a watch for my Mom (check the pic) after numerous rides on the escalator (or as he calls it elevator) to please A.J.

I have been having this issue lately involving my sleep patterns. I keep having these crazy nightmares. A week ago I had this dream that a killer was after me. He ended up killing everyone in my dream except for me (obviously) and then the killer turns out to be Michael Jackson!!!!!!! So last night I had a naked dream. I had a dream that it was the grand opening of our new bakery department and all the top managers were there including all of the family that owns the chain of stores. So i get excused to go to the restroom before they show up for the unveiling and when i leave the restroom some how my pants are gone?????? So i am now walking around the store in just a uniform shirt and some socks but no shoes and underwear. I eventually make it back to my department with no luck on finding my missing garments. The strangest thing about it is that no one is looking at me weird and there is no one saying "where are your clothes?" So there I am in the middle of my department scrambling to look for my pants because all the "Big Wigs" have hit the door and I am BUCK BOOTY NAKED besides a shirt that barely covers my monkey and some socks..............that's when I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. So what does this mean??????????? I am open to suggestions. I'm getting sleep so goodnight and hopefully i have NO MORE DREAMS!!!!!!!!